"All The Things She Said"

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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repairtheplanes:

be mine.

be my

everything.

be

something

i can wrap

up. save

for later.

open it up after

a long day.

something

warm and full

of life. a flower

in bloom that sees

no sun.

something

succulent and rich

like the darkest

chocolate. and

pink strawberries.

something

i can see.

that sees

me.

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porn site:  are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old:  ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop:  *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old:  *starts crying*
cop:  *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH

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